Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Treasure

"My wife is a treasure. She was virgin when we get married.
- Wow! A rare exceptional jewel. You are lucky. But... how did you find her?
- Scanner"

Mama say I can


Maman a dit que je peux
Vidéo envoyée par Ramses21
Mama said I can.

Yes! Yes!
Yeahhh!

Hostage and Hold up

Inspector, he wants a fast car, no police on his way and $100000, otherwise...

Toilets


mw-toilette
Vidéo envoyée par Rey-Mysterio

Why you must not use WindowsXP


Microsoft_XP
Vidéo envoyée par kalemero

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

French Perversions





What
will she
not do
to reach
Power?





























Negociating another advertising contract:
Sister company of Pathé-Marconi
"His Mistress's voice"

Never downgrade yourself


Menottes?
Vidéo envoyée par YVESS

Rush Hours

Thank you very much if you could wake me up when arriving at
Nishi Ogikubo Station

Money Management

One day, a guy arrives very late at home and his wife asks him immediately where he's been.
The husband says: "I've been at the Tattoo Salon".
The wife shouts: "A tattoo? You're completely nut!"
She continues: "And where have you been tattooed?"
He replies: "I had a 50 dollars bill tatooed on my penis"
"You're the king of assholes! Why did this crazy idea came through your missing neurons? Why this GODDAMN STUPIDITY?"
The man, cool and relax, answers:
"For three reasons:
first: I like to see my money grow and become bigger;
second: I like to play with my money;
third: from now, you can suck me 50 dollars anytime you want!"

Play


When playing think to eat something.
If the play last long you may loose weight

Iraqi war

Remake of a Musical Success

For pleasure of nostalgia only

UE O MUITE ARUKOO / 上を向いて歩こう
(known as Sukiyaki)


Kyu Sakamoto - Sukiyaki
Vidéo envoyée par Knightrdr



The Japanese title is "Ue O Muite Aruko," which means "I look up when I walk." This is a vintage video of Kyu himself singing this international hit on a TV show in 1963 called "Shall We Meet At 7". Sung in Japan by Kyu in 1961, then retitled by an English Record Company "Sukiyaki" which is a Japanese food dish and nothing to do with the song itself, because a DJ couldn't pronounce the Japanese name, and became internationally famous from then on as "Sukiyaki". This is the only song by a Japanese artist to ever become a Number 1 music hit on the charts in America.

Kyu Sakamoto tragically died in a Japan Airlines plane crash in 1985 at age 43, one of 520 passengers, but his classic megahit will continue to live on for generations.

The song is about sadness and isolation in a post WW2 Japan. The Japanese lyrics and the English translation are below:

Ue o muite arukoo------------I look up when I walk
Namida ga kobore nai yoo ni----So the tears won't fall
Omoidasu haru no hi---------Remembering those happy spring days
Hitoribotchi no yoru----------But tonight I'm all alone
Ue o muite arukoo------------I look up when I walk
Nijinda hoshi o kazoete------Counting the stars with tearful eyes
Omoidasu natsu no hi--------Remembering those happy summer days
Hitoribotchi no yoru----------But tonight I'm all alone
Shiawase wa kumo no ue ni-Happiness lies beyond the clouds
Shiawase wa sora no ue ni--Happiness lies above the sky
Ue o muite arukoo------------I look up when I walk
Namida ga kobore nai yoo ni-So the tears won't fall
Nakinagara aruku-------------Though my heart is filled with sorrow
Hitoribotchi no yoru-----------For tonight I'm all alone
(whistling)----------------------(whistling)
Omoidasu aki no hi------------Remembering those happy autumn days
Hitoribotchi no yoru----------- But tonight I'm all alone
Kanashimi wa hoshi no kage ni-Sadness hides in the shadow of the stars
Kanashimi wa tsuki no kage ni--Sadness lurks in the shadow of the moon
Ue o muite arukoo--------------I look up when I walk
Namida ga kobore nai yoo ni--So the tears won't fall
Nakinagara aruku---------------Though my heart is filled with sorrow
Hitoribotchi no yoru-------------For tonight I'm all alone
Hitoribotchi no yoru-------------For tonight I'm all alone
(whistling)------------------------(whistling)

I hope you all enjoy this classic song and vintage vid by Kyu Sakamoto.

Suggestion

Suggestion for a Valentine Day Gift or a Birthday Gift

Give a iPorn

Special set including iTease

IPorn
Vidéo envoyée par floww07

Secret

Thursday, June 18, 2009

BEST WISHES FOR 2007

BEST LUCK DELUXE FOR THE 2007

Ha! Christmas!


And now, do you believe in Santa Claus?
Et maintenant. Vous y croyez au Père Noêl?

Humanity

There is a sleepy pig in any man...
but as far as I'm concerned, my pig is insomniac!

Spring cleaning

Video discarded

by Daily Motion

When talking of Morality

Religious education = Morality???

Band Ohne Namen
Boys

Discarted

Technology Progress


Japan is ahead again.
When noodles are too hot


Bush also is human

Yeah!
It's time to make a move
to save endangered species
like: Turkeys, and... Iraqis...
Why not?

I'll shoot Rumsfeld instead.

Put a coin in the machine and wash your...

Bushies view on security

WARNING! Are you over 18?

Who is looking at the other? You or me?

I love this photo.
Photo by Joseph W. Carey
See his Galleries at:

www.pbase.com/josephwcarey

Top quality music


Blaupunkt
envoyé par MO2F

Music gives taste and color to life


Galactic Monsters

For ages, monsters, inhabitants of unknown planets,
tenants of strange beliefs, wanted to control earth.
They were too different to be accepted.

Then they tried again and again to imitate the human shape.

After several failures...

They reached their goal.
THE BUSHMAN
Favourable environment for development:
Oil
and Carbon Dioxyde

BE CAREFUL!

Too perfect!

Too perfect to be real. too perfect...
It's a sequel to star wars.
I prefer by far 912, Yooki, Koan, S4 and several others.


Violet wand is back


Dedicated to JC: "newbies or experienced ?"



That's an answer to your question.

There's no age to do.

Age is in the eyes of the others

Politician opinion

Anywhere in the world People believe what the men they elected say.
The result is

Security belt

All what we were told for years was wrong.
Here is the only way to use the security belt for a sharp decrease of car crashes.


Flat rental in Paris


devenirlocatairea-paris
envoyé par pilepoils


Sorry for the non french speaking viewers

Milk Cow





Japan Corporate Attitude
























Gymnastic before worktime is compulsory 400 men and 500 sluts in a 5 stars hotel.

But a little bit noisy


In Japan
envoyé par Tretas

Middle is

Delicate cooking and view pleasure

Japan. A no middle country




















Japan oscillate permanently
between stress and poetry.

Industrial Storage



Reduce your storage costs.

New products or used ones


Save at least $2000
a year per piece.


Rope Logistic Inc.




""""Anne-Marie"""" Rescued

I'd like to know
who are the guys
around the boat.

Anne-Marie,
I'm sure you
know the one
on the boat

Medical Definition


Marital faithfullness:
It is an itch with a scratch ban


The last 007 on stage. French Version

A proof of civilization.



GROCERY

Found on the shelves today