Here is a new compilation of George W. Bush thoughts found in the médias or said during public speeches.
Et donc, dans mon Etat de mon Etat de l'Union ou de l'Etat-ou plutôt- mon discours à la nation, quelle que soit la façon dont vous appelez ça, mon discours à la nation j'ai demandé aux Américains de donner 4000 heures dans leurs prochaines du reste de leur vie-, au service de l'Amérique. C'est ce que j'ai demandé 4000 heures. (Bridgeport, 9 avril 2002)
And so in my State of the Union or in my speech to the nation -- whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation -- (laughter and applause) -- I asked Americans to give 4,000 hours over the next -- over the rest of your life of service to America. That's what I asked. I said, 4,000 hours. (Bridgeport, April 9, 2002)
A propos de Saddam Hussein : J'étais fier, l'autre jour, quand les Républicains et les Démocrates se sont rangés derrière moi pour soutenir cette résolution : ou bien il désarme ou bien c'est nous ! (Manchester, 5 octobre 2002)
I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose : you disarm, or we will. (Manchester, October 5, 2002)
Notre nation doit s'unifier pour se réunir. (Tampa, 4.6.2001)
Our nation must come together to unite... (Tampa, 4.6.2001)
• Je veillerai à respecter le pouvoir éxécutif, non seulement pour moi-même, mais aussi pour mes prédécésseurs. (Washington, 29 janvier 2001)
I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well. (Washington, January 29, 2001)
• Et il ne fait pas de doute dans mon esprit, pas le moindre doute dans mon esprit que nous allons échouer. L'échec ne fait pas partie de notre vocabulaire. Notre grande nation va guider le monde, et nous réussirons. (Washington 4 octobre 2001)
And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail. Failure is not a part of our vocabulary. This great nation will lead the world and we will be successful. (Washington October 4, 2001)
• Il va peut-être y avoir des temps difficiles en Amérique. Mais ce pays a déjà connu des temps difficiles par le passé et nous sommes prêts à les renouveler. (Waco 13 août 2002)
Oh, there may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again. (Waco August 13, 2002)
• Il est très important pour tous de réaliser que plus le négoce augmente, plus il y a de commerce. (Québec, 21 avril 2001)
Secondly, it's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce and there's more prosperity, and a prosperous society is more likely to be just. (Québec, April 21, 2001)
No time to look for original english text. Ready to do if any contestation.
• Les gens s'attendent à ce que nous échouions. Notre mission est de dépasser leurs attentes. (Note à l'attention de son administration après son élection)
• Je pense que tous ceux qui ne pensent pas que je sois assez malin pour la tâche présidentielle sont en deçà de la réalité. (US News & world report. 3.4.2000)
• Il y a une grande confiance autour de moi. Je le sens chaque jour quand les gens que je rencontre me disent : "Ne nous laissez pas tomber une fois de plus !". (Boston 3 octobre 2000)
• Je pense que le peuple américain j'espère que les Américains– attendez, je ne pense pas– j'espère que le peuple américain me fait confiance. (Washington 18 décembre 2002)
• Je ne sais pas si je vais gagner ou non. Je pense que oui. Je sais que je suis prêt pour cette charge (de Président). Et si je ne le suis pas, eh bien tant pis. (Des Moines, 21 août 2000)
• Je suis ici pour vous annoncer que, ce jeudi, les guichets et les avions de l'aéroport Ronald Reagan pourront décoller. (Aéroport Ronald-Reagan, Washington 3 octobre 2001)
• La situation critique de la Californie est la conséquence d'équipements électriques insuffisamment puissants, et donc du pouvoir insuffisant de rendre plus puissante la puissance des équipements électriques. (14 janvier 2001)
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Enfin entré
STORAGE
Hello all
Hi Rope and all
This is just a short post to say 'hi' and thank Rope for inviting me to contribute here . I have been away from keyboard a lot recently due to having met a very nice young lady, but I shall try to visit and post here from time to time ...
Iain
This is just a short post to say 'hi' and thank Rope for inviting me to contribute here . I have been away from keyboard a lot recently due to having met a very nice young lady, but I shall try to visit and post here from time to time ...
Iain
Political speeches
What is amazing is the deep, clear and intelligent content of George W. Bush speeches. (Part 1)
It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber. (Applause)
(Washington, April 10, 2002)
But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me.
(White House, December 21, 2001)
It begins here because for a century and a half** now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times.
(Tokyo, February 18, 2002)
Just a few minutes ago I was the leader of another country. Now it's my honor to speak to you as the leader of your country. And the great thing about America is you don't have to listen unless you want to. (Laughter)
(Ellis Island, July 10, 2001)
Listen, thank you all for coming. I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.
(Waco Economic Convention, August 13, 2002)
Listen, I understand water. I grew up in Midland, Texas. There you go. (Laughter) You remember how much water we didn't have there. (Laughter)
(Ontario, January 5, 2002)
It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber. (Applause)
(Washington, April 10, 2002)
But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me.
(White House, December 21, 2001)
It begins here because for a century and a half** now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times.
(Tokyo, February 18, 2002)
Just a few minutes ago I was the leader of another country. Now it's my honor to speak to you as the leader of your country. And the great thing about America is you don't have to listen unless you want to. (Laughter)
(Ellis Island, July 10, 2001)
Listen, thank you all for coming. I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.
(Waco Economic Convention, August 13, 2002)
Listen, I understand water. I grew up in Midland, Texas. There you go. (Laughter) You remember how much water we didn't have there. (Laughter)
(Ontario, January 5, 2002)
Training near New-Orleans.
Forecasting the visit of George W. Bush to New-Orleans for the anniversary of the damages made by Katrina, Bush coming to back up the conservative candidates to the future mid term elections, the Louisiana National Guard made numerous training sessions.
During a camouflage training, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.
"You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know thatby jumping an yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?"
"Yes, sir." the soldier answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a squadron of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter"--that did it."
During a camouflage training, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.
"You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know thatby jumping an yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?"
"Yes, sir." the soldier answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a squadron of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter"--that did it."
Good bye Cyd
Best wishes for the future and thanks for all you did on Insex and Hardtied.
Same to Jenny.
Same to Jenny.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Stiffness / Raideur
A condom is like a coffin, you must be stiff to get inside.
Un préservatif, c'est un peu comme un cercueil, il faut être raide pour entrer dedans.
Un préservatif, c'est un peu comme un cercueil, il faut être raide pour entrer dedans.
GIFT FOR YOUR WIVES/CADEAU POUR VOS FEMMES
We are always looking for ideas for gift to our women (wives or not). Each time it has to be original, aesthetical, easy to use as well as long lasting. I propose an original accessory that we could buy up to quite recently at Harrods Department Store in London. Now you may find a wide range of models in speciality stores around the world. Some are also handcrafted by artist of which the most famous remains KGB.
Nous cherchons toujours des idées de cadeaux originaux pour nos femmes (épouses ou non). A chaque fois cela doit être original, esthétique, pratique et doit être un souvenir durable. Je suggère donc un accessoire original quoique traditionnel que nous pouvions acheter jusqu'à quelques années en arrière au Grand Magasin Harrods à Londres. Maintenant vous pourrez trouver un large éventail de modèles dans les boutiques spécialisées à travers le monde.
Certains de ces accessoires sont de véritables oeuvres d'arts faites par des artisants dont le plus fameux reste KGB.
Nous cherchons toujours des idées de cadeaux originaux pour nos femmes (épouses ou non). A chaque fois cela doit être original, esthétique, pratique et doit être un souvenir durable. Je suggère donc un accessoire original quoique traditionnel que nous pouvions acheter jusqu'à quelques années en arrière au Grand Magasin Harrods à Londres. Maintenant vous pourrez trouver un large éventail de modèles dans les boutiques spécialisées à travers le monde.
Certains de ces accessoires sont de véritables oeuvres d'arts faites par des artisants dont le plus fameux reste KGB.
Historical model dated XVth century
Museum of the Palazzo del Duce
Armeria- Provicia di Venezia- Italy.
Museum of the Palazzo del Duce
Armeria- Provicia di Venezia- Italy.
THE PROOF
MWB
Your baby has a very high IQ.
Happy daddy!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6693317273891425892
Your baby has a very high IQ.
Happy daddy!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6693317273891425892
NEW YORK, NEW YORK.
A young man stepped up to the bar and ordered a manhattan. The barman returned shortly with the drink, in which foated a piece of parsley.
"What's that" he asked, pointing to the glass.
"A manhattan" replied the barman. "Isn't that what you ordered?"
"Well, yes" said the young man. But what's that?" He pointed to the parsley.
"Oh, that" explained the barman, "That's Central Park"
"What's that" he asked, pointing to the glass.
"A manhattan" replied the barman. "Isn't that what you ordered?"
"Well, yes" said the young man. But what's that?" He pointed to the parsley.
"Oh, that" explained the barman, "That's Central Park"
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
SALADE MYTHOLOGIQUE
Je vous parle d'un temps où tous les étudiants avaient de la culture, des idées et une connaissance minimale de la langue française et de l'antiquité grecque.
Sorry to people not speaking french: IMPOSSIBLE TO TRANSLATE!
PENELOPE ENEE de vous asseoir que je vous ARCHONTE ULYSSEtoire.
Nous PHENICIENS de DEJANIRE et je m’étais BOREE d’HOMERE ENCELADE que je c’ANTEE se reBELLEROPHON de mon ESOPEphage. Il n’était pas TARTARE, mais encore était TITAN que cela PHENIX et que je MALPOMENE.
J’étais VENUS à PÂRIS pour y faire la fête. Il fallait voir comme j’éTHEMIS. Pour être plus COLCHIQUE, j’avais mis mon PALATOS neuf et pris mon STYX à POMONE d’ACHATE.
J’allais rendre visite à m’ATALANTE. Je frappe à la porte de sa CAMBYSE :
« ATREE dit-elle ». Dès qu’elle s’écria, ACTEON EGERIE. Elle était ANCHISE PERSEE en train d’URANIE. Je ne sais pas comment elle CYPRIS, elle fit un PATHOS, glissa sur DEDALE NUMIDES, fit le grand ICARE et j’ai VULCAIN. Il n’est pas APHRODITE, mais PLUTON POLLUX, à SELENE est je crois qu’elle CIRCEPHALE afin qu’ils NARCISSE.
Elle était CYBELE qu’il ne pouvait aller autrement que mon EURYDICE. J’ILISUS LYCAON HELENE ENEE qu’elle a VENUS car j’avais jeté ses JUPITER. Je la CHLOE sur le bord d’ULYSSE. Elle n’avait CASSANDRE ou CALCHAS. MEDEE qu’elle LAOCOON, voilà CASTOR et qu’elle en RHADAMANTE. Ca PROMETHEE. J’en TIRCIS ? C’est BEAUCIS, mais je ne suis pas ALEXIS car TELEMAQUE. PHALLUS t-il que JANUS dans mes DUCALION que CERES si j’avais PROSERPINE ; MENELAS JUNON NEPTUNE. Puis elle SATURNE et fait un PEGASE ou une VESTALE qui ne sentait pas OSIRIS, mais PLUTON le CHLOE DRYADE AMMON EAQUE ou l’ALCIDE SYLPHIDErique.
« IO ; DIDON ! Faut-il GANYMEDE un PYTHON pour forcer l’URANUS à CYTHERE. »
« Tu MINERVE. Tu m’AJAX » Répondit-elle.
Elle AMPHION, elle en fit ZEUS, elle AMPHITRITE.
« Tu n’est guère POLYPHEME, il faut que je retire mon EUPOLIS de peur que ton PELUSE »
En voyant son BACCHUS, je TITYRE mon DARDANOS qui SATYRE d’une BELLONE et PAN ! Je l’HERCULE par TROIE fois sans qu’elle m’en PRIAPE à DIDON TYRTEE que je MERCURE.
Et à huit jours de là, voilà que mon NESTOR et je PSYCHE GELAME de rasoir.
Que PHAETON en ce cas ? On CENTAURE LAPITHE de HARPIE et on se fait des AJAXion dans le canALCMENE à la vessie.
Au bout de SIMOIS ou d’un ANDROMEDE au MERCURE, le mal n’avait pas EMPYREE, mais n’allait pas mieux.
Si ç’ATLAS, moi ça MORPHEE PALLAS ANTEE.
Faudrait-il qu’on me le CUPIDON ! AGAMEMNON ! J’aimerais mieux qu’on me PINDE.
Moralité : Passant, SILENE te démange, NEMESIS ITHAQUE de CORINTHE CALLIPYGE la EOLE. Je dis bien la EOLE, car le petit V n’est rien.
Sorry to people not speaking french: IMPOSSIBLE TO TRANSLATE!
PENELOPE ENEE de vous asseoir que je vous ARCHONTE ULYSSEtoire.
Nous PHENICIENS de DEJANIRE et je m’étais BOREE d’HOMERE ENCELADE que je c’ANTEE se reBELLEROPHON de mon ESOPEphage. Il n’était pas TARTARE, mais encore était TITAN que cela PHENIX et que je MALPOMENE.
J’étais VENUS à PÂRIS pour y faire la fête. Il fallait voir comme j’éTHEMIS. Pour être plus COLCHIQUE, j’avais mis mon PALATOS neuf et pris mon STYX à POMONE d’ACHATE.
J’allais rendre visite à m’ATALANTE. Je frappe à la porte de sa CAMBYSE :
« ATREE dit-elle ». Dès qu’elle s’écria, ACTEON EGERIE. Elle était ANCHISE PERSEE en train d’URANIE. Je ne sais pas comment elle CYPRIS, elle fit un PATHOS, glissa sur DEDALE NUMIDES, fit le grand ICARE et j’ai VULCAIN. Il n’est pas APHRODITE, mais PLUTON POLLUX, à SELENE est je crois qu’elle CIRCEPHALE afin qu’ils NARCISSE.
Elle était CYBELE qu’il ne pouvait aller autrement que mon EURYDICE. J’ILISUS LYCAON HELENE ENEE qu’elle a VENUS car j’avais jeté ses JUPITER. Je la CHLOE sur le bord d’ULYSSE. Elle n’avait CASSANDRE ou CALCHAS. MEDEE qu’elle LAOCOON, voilà CASTOR et qu’elle en RHADAMANTE. Ca PROMETHEE. J’en TIRCIS ? C’est BEAUCIS, mais je ne suis pas ALEXIS car TELEMAQUE. PHALLUS t-il que JANUS dans mes DUCALION que CERES si j’avais PROSERPINE ; MENELAS JUNON NEPTUNE. Puis elle SATURNE et fait un PEGASE ou une VESTALE qui ne sentait pas OSIRIS, mais PLUTON le CHLOE DRYADE AMMON EAQUE ou l’ALCIDE SYLPHIDErique.
« IO ; DIDON ! Faut-il GANYMEDE un PYTHON pour forcer l’URANUS à CYTHERE. »
« Tu MINERVE. Tu m’AJAX » Répondit-elle.
Elle AMPHION, elle en fit ZEUS, elle AMPHITRITE.
« Tu n’est guère POLYPHEME, il faut que je retire mon EUPOLIS de peur que ton PELUSE »
En voyant son BACCHUS, je TITYRE mon DARDANOS qui SATYRE d’une BELLONE et PAN ! Je l’HERCULE par TROIE fois sans qu’elle m’en PRIAPE à DIDON TYRTEE que je MERCURE.
Et à huit jours de là, voilà que mon NESTOR et je PSYCHE GELAME de rasoir.
Que PHAETON en ce cas ? On CENTAURE LAPITHE de HARPIE et on se fait des AJAXion dans le canALCMENE à la vessie.
Au bout de SIMOIS ou d’un ANDROMEDE au MERCURE, le mal n’avait pas EMPYREE, mais n’allait pas mieux.
Si ç’ATLAS, moi ça MORPHEE PALLAS ANTEE.
Faudrait-il qu’on me le CUPIDON ! AGAMEMNON ! J’aimerais mieux qu’on me PINDE.
Moralité : Passant, SILENE te démange, NEMESIS ITHAQUE de CORINTHE CALLIPYGE la EOLE. Je dis bien la EOLE, car le petit V n’est rien.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Software Problems
Subject: Technical Support
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that these two systems detected each other and they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertable hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
Help requested please?
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that these two systems detected each other and they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertable hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
Help requested please?
Gay? C'est quoi? / Gay? What's it?
L'homosexualité c'est savoir élargir le cercle de ses connaissances.
Being gay is to know how to enlarge the circle of your known people.
Being gay is to know how to enlarge the circle of your known people.
One-Liners Make the Beast With Two Backs
Overweight hobo: The only things I look forward to in life are mayonnaise and sex!
--57th & 7th
Woman on cell: When sex turns into math, you've got trouble on your hands.
--Union Square
Overheard by: McFreaky
Chick, screaming into cell: What a bitch! I swear, it's getting harder and harder to fuck your co-worker and get away without people finding out!
--JFK
Overheard by: Pixie
Realist on cell: Well you can't expect every guy you sleep with to call you back.
--53rd & 6th
Man to female date: So, basically, you sleep with people out of hilarity?
--St Mark's & 2nd
Overheard by: Diane
Business woman: No, I told her I'd rather have sex with my husband than buy her products. And then she hung up on me.
--Chipotle, 22nd & 6th
From: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
--57th & 7th
Woman on cell: When sex turns into math, you've got trouble on your hands.
--Union Square
Overheard by: McFreaky
Chick, screaming into cell: What a bitch! I swear, it's getting harder and harder to fuck your co-worker and get away without people finding out!
--JFK
Overheard by: Pixie
Realist on cell: Well you can't expect every guy you sleep with to call you back.
--53rd & 6th
Man to female date: So, basically, you sleep with people out of hilarity?
--St Mark's & 2nd
Overheard by: Diane
Business woman: No, I told her I'd rather have sex with my husband than buy her products. And then she hung up on me.
--Chipotle, 22nd & 6th
From: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
Japanese are always ahead in progress.
I thought I had seen every thing in my life, but now...
What you see below are not see-thru skirts.. They are actually printed skirts to make it looks as if the panties were visible and these skirts were the fashion booming in Japan not so long ago.
Je pensais avoir tout vu maintenant…
Ce que vous voyez ci-dessous, ce ne sont pas des jupes transparentes.
Ce sont des imprimés sur les jupes qui donnent l’impression que les culottes sont visibles. Cela faisaitt rage au Japon il n'y a pas très longtemps.
The new line with a no pant design is certainly under study.
La nouvelle ligne "sans culotte" doit être en cours de conception.
BREAKING NEWS: From an insider source (happy man), 2008 collection will be a very elegant NO PANT NO SKIRT line.
SCOOP: Selon une source (chanceuse) bien informée, la collection 2008
sera une ligne très élégante SANS JUPE SANS CULOTTE.
Make your plane reservation NOW!
Faites votre réservation aérienne DES MAINTENANT!
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Cet Instant de silence
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Les hommes importants pour une femme...
Friday, May 22, 2009
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