"My wife is a treasure. She was virgin when we get married.
- Wow! A rare exceptional jewel. You are lucky. But... how did you find her?
- Scanner"
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
French Perversions
What
will she
not do
to reach
Power?
Negociating another advertising contract:
Sister company of Pathé-Marconi
"His Mistress's voice"
Money Management
One day, a guy arrives very late at home and his wife asks him immediately where he's been.
The husband says: "I've been at the Tattoo Salon".
The wife shouts: "A tattoo? You're completely nut!"
She continues: "And where have you been tattooed?"
He replies: "I had a 50 dollars bill tatooed on my penis"
"You're the king of assholes! Why did this crazy idea came through your missing neurons? Why this GODDAMN STUPIDITY?"
The man, cool and relax, answers:
"For three reasons:
first: I like to see my money grow and become bigger;
second: I like to play with my money;
third: from now, you can suck me 50 dollars anytime you want!"
The husband says: "I've been at the Tattoo Salon".
The wife shouts: "A tattoo? You're completely nut!"
She continues: "And where have you been tattooed?"
He replies: "I had a 50 dollars bill tatooed on my penis"
"You're the king of assholes! Why did this crazy idea came through your missing neurons? Why this GODDAMN STUPIDITY?"
The man, cool and relax, answers:
"For three reasons:
first: I like to see my money grow and become bigger;
second: I like to play with my money;
third: from now, you can suck me 50 dollars anytime you want!"
For pleasure of nostalgia only
UE O MUITE ARUKOO / 上を向いて歩こう
(known as Sukiyaki)
(known as Sukiyaki)
Kyu Sakamoto - Sukiyaki
Vidéo envoyée par Knightrdr
The Japanese title is "Ue O Muite Aruko," which means "I look up when I walk." This is a vintage video of Kyu himself singing this international hit on a TV show in 1963 called "Shall We Meet At 7". Sung in Japan by Kyu in 1961, then retitled by an English Record Company "Sukiyaki" which is a Japanese food dish and nothing to do with the song itself, because a DJ couldn't pronounce the Japanese name, and became internationally famous from then on as "Sukiyaki". This is the only song by a Japanese artist to ever become a Number 1 music hit on the charts in America.
Kyu Sakamoto tragically died in a Japan Airlines plane crash in 1985 at age 43, one of 520 passengers, but his classic megahit will continue to live on for generations.
The song is about sadness and isolation in a post WW2 Japan. The Japanese lyrics and the English translation are below:
Ue o muite arukoo------------I look up when I walk
Namida ga kobore nai yoo ni----So the tears won't fall
Omoidasu haru no hi---------Remembering those happy spring days
Hitoribotchi no yoru----------But tonight I'm all alone
Ue o muite arukoo------------I look up when I walk
Nijinda hoshi o kazoete------Counting the stars with tearful eyes
Omoidasu natsu no hi--------Remembering those happy summer days
Hitoribotchi no yoru----------But tonight I'm all alone
Shiawase wa kumo no ue ni-Happiness lies beyond the clouds
Shiawase wa sora no ue ni--Happiness lies above the sky
Ue o muite arukoo------------I look up when I walk
Namida ga kobore nai yoo ni-So the tears won't fall
Nakinagara aruku-------------Though my heart is filled with sorrow
Hitoribotchi no yoru-----------For tonight I'm all alone
(whistling)----------------------(whistling)
Omoidasu aki no hi------------Remembering those happy autumn days
Hitoribotchi no yoru----------- But tonight I'm all alone
Kanashimi wa hoshi no kage ni-Sadness hides in the shadow of the stars
Kanashimi wa tsuki no kage ni--Sadness lurks in the shadow of the moon
Ue o muite arukoo--------------I look up when I walk
Namida ga kobore nai yoo ni--So the tears won't fall
Nakinagara aruku---------------Though my heart is filled with sorrow
Hitoribotchi no yoru-------------For tonight I'm all alone
Hitoribotchi no yoru-------------For tonight I'm all alone
(whistling)------------------------(whistling)
I hope you all enjoy this classic song and vintage vid by Kyu Sakamoto.
Suggestion
Suggestion for a Valentine Day Gift or a Birthday Gift
Give a iPorn
Special set including iTease
Give a iPorn
Special set including iTease
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Bush also is human
Yeah!It's time to make a move
to save endangered species
like: Turkeys, and... Iraqis...
Why not?
I'll shoot Rumsfeld instead.
Galactic Monsters
For ages, monsters, inhabitants of unknown planets,
tenants of strange beliefs, wanted to control earth.
They were too different to be accepted.
tenants of strange beliefs, wanted to control earth.
They were too different to be accepted.
Then they tried again and again to imitate the human shape.
After several failures...
They reached their goal.
THE BUSHMANFavourable environment for development:
Oil and Carbon Dioxyde
BE CAREFUL!
Too perfect!
Too perfect to be real. too perfect...It's a sequel to star wars.
I prefer by far 912, Yooki, Koan, S4 and several others.
Dedicated to JC: "newbies or experienced ?"
That's an answer to your question.
There's no age to do.
Age is in the eyes of the others
Politician opinion
Anywhere in the world People believe what the men they elected say.
The result is
The result is
Security belt
All what we were told for years was wrong.
Here is the only way to use the security belt for a sharp decrease of car crashes.
Here is the only way to use the security belt for a sharp decrease of car crashes.
Japan Corporate Attitude
Gymnastic before worktime is compulsory 400 men and 500 sluts in a 5 stars hotel.
But a little bit noisy
Industrial Storage
Reduce your storage costs.
New products or used ones
Save at least $2000
a year per piece.
Rope Logistic Inc.
New products or used ones
Save at least $2000
a year per piece.
Rope Logistic Inc.
""""Anne-Marie"""" Rescued
I'd like to know who are the guys
around the boat.
Anne-Marie,
I'm sure you
know the one
on the boat
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